Posted by If your house is anything like mine with two energetic boys, then you know kids go through serious joke telling phases.
Around here, knock knock jokes somehow become the soundtrack of road trips, dinner time, bath time, and bedtime.
And honestly? I love it.
Even the super silly ones that make absolutely no sense still get the biggest giggles.
That’s why I’ve rounded up these 150 clean, family-friendly jokes that are perfect for little kids, school-aged kids, classrooms, lunch boxes, sleepovers, or anytime you need a quick laugh.
They’re predictable, interactive, and delightfully cheesy. Even toddlers can learn the pattern quickly, which makes them feel confident and funny.
Plus:
These delightful knock knock jokes for kids help them:
- Build language skills
- Practice memory
- Learn timing and storytelling
- Gain confidence
- Connect socially with friends and family
And let’s be honest, hearing your child crack themselves up with a joke they memorized is pretty adorable.
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Now onto the best knock knock jokes for kids!
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150 Best Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Classic Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
1
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
2
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me if you can!
3
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
4
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
5
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
6
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do too!
7
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
8
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a spider!
9
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
10
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut ask me, I forgot!
Animal Knock Knock Jokes
11
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do!
12
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase!
13
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Calm down, it’s just an owl!
14
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Horse.
Horse who?
Horse around with me!
15
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee careful opening the door!
16
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to be kidding me!
17
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pig.
Pig who?
Pig up your toys!
18
Knock knock
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ape.
Ape who?
Ape-ril showers bring May flowers!
19
Knock knock
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear with me, I’m trying to remember the punchline!
20
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cowabunga dude!
Food Knock Knock Jokes
21
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
22
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you excited for snacks?
23
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas let me in!
24
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open the door!
25
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho average joke!
26
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-sly funny, right?
27
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Apple-y ever after!
28
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Taco.
Taco who?
Taco-bout funny!
29
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Berry.
Berry who?
Berry nice to meet you!
30
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a good friend!
Silly Knock Knock Jokes for Little Kids
31
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help opening the door!
32
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you! Hand over the candy!
33
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
34
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use — I forgot my joke!
35
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
36
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
No thanks, I prefer Google!
37
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole!
38
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, YOU’RE a poo!
39
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
40
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want pizza?
School-Friendly Knock Knock Jokes
41
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a hint!
42
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O!
43
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Teacher.
Teacher who?
Teacher tell me the answer!
44
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Math.
Math who?
Math another joke coming!
45
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Book.
Book who?
Book me a vacation!
46
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil me in!
47
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
48
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
49
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend do anything fun?
50
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Timer.
Timer who?
Timer running out — open the door!
More Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
51–75
51
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda play outside?
52
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you like jokes!
53
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yodelayhee.
Yodelayhee who?
Good thing I didn’t yodel outside!
54
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep!
55
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, it’s “to whom!”
56
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with homework?
57
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon tired!
58
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like another joke?
59
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us — open up!
60
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
61
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to play?
62
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working?
63
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police!
64
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you there!
65
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Waffles.
Waffles who?
Waffles you doing today?
66
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
67
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
68
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pig.
Pig who?
Pig news! I brought snacks, can I come in?
69
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Rufus.
Rufus who?
Rufus the most important part of your house!
70
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking forever!
71
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
You know your name — no need to get excited!
72
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
73
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity who?
That’s impossible — opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
74
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside today!
75
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!
76–100
76
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita borrow a pencil!
77
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing later?
78
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and open the door!
79
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any cookies left?
80
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how funny you are?
81
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up!
82
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yoohoo.
Yoohoo who?
Is there an owl in there?
83
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning!
84
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Smell.
Smell who?
Smell ya later… unless you let me in first!
85
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good joke?
86
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pirate.
Pirate who?
Pirate’s favorite letter is “R!”
87
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Shore.
Shore who?
Shore is nice to see you!
88
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bunny.
Bunny who?
Bunny told me a joke today!
89
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tankful.
Tankful who?
Tankful for my family!
90
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange soda.
Orange soda who?
Orange soda-lighted to see you!
91
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snowman.
Snowman who?
Snowman better open this door!
92
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry-go-round and round we go!
93
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little snack!
94
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Camouflage.
Camouflage who?
Camouflage who?
95
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a burger, please!
96
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked — that’s why I knocked!
97
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
98
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
99
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Buttercup.
Buttercup who?
Buttercup and let me in!
100
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind — it’s pointless!
Even More Best Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
101–125
101
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if I don’t get dessert!
102
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer!
103
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange juice.
Orange juice who?
Orange you thirsty?
104
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Moe.
Moe who?
Moe jokes coming soon!
105
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Willie.
Willie who?
Willie you stop telling jokes?
106
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Phil.
Phil who?
Phil the bucket with water!
107
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to laugh?
108
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a great joke for you!
109
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke who’s talking!
110
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way for me!
111
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Furry.
Furry who?
Furry up and answer!
112
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot got stuck!
113
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Needles.
Needles who?
Needles haystack around here?
114
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood!
115
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tanker.
Tanker who?
You’re welcome-er!
116
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited!
117
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a happy day!
118
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Brrr.
Brrr who?
Brrr-ing me a blanket!
119
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta sauce, please!
120
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida know if you were home!
121
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yeti.
Yeti who?
Yeti or not, here I come!
122
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Aiden.
Aiden who?
Aiden you going to answer?
123
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow place like home!
124
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stink.
Stink who?
Stink you might want to open the door, I brough fresh air!
125
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to go to bed already?
126–150
126
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ari.
Ari who?
Ari you glad we’re friends?
127
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Brock.
Brock who?
Brock and roll!
128
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wool.
Wool who?
Wool you open the door?
129
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno how funny you are?
130
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
131
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a joke somewhere!
132
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands and say hello!
133
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly — cows go moo!
134
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
Eww, that’s gross!
135
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want ice cream?
136
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the snacks for our road trip!
137
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Peach.
Peach who?
Peach and quiet!
138
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita book lately?
139
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you think this joke ends?
140
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, we’re late!
141
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know!
142
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Basil.
Basil who?
Basil-ly funny, right?
143
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?
144
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your doors!
145
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido want to hear another joke?
146
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana cookie!
147
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
148
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
An interrupting cow wh—
MOOOO!
149
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be coming over to play if you let me in!
150
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mom.
Mom who?
Mom jokes are the best jokes!
Final Thoughts on These Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Whether your kids love goofy humor, silly puns, or the classic jokes we all grew up hearing, these knock knock jokes for kids are guaranteed to bring some laughs to your home.
As a mom of two boys, I’ve learned that sometimes the best family moments happen during the simplest things — like hearing your kids completely lose it over a ridiculous joke they’ve told 47 times already.
Be sure to save this list for:
- Road trips
- Lunch box notes
- Family game night
- Classroom fun
- Sleepovers
- Rainy days
- Bedtime laughs
And if your kids are anything like mine, prepare to hear these jokes on repeat for the next six months!