Posted by These funny Christmas jokes for kids are an easy and silly way to get them into the holiday spirit.
Instead of having my boys sing “Jingle bells Batman smells”, I much prefer to have them repeat the clean holiday humor you’ll find in this post while they wait for Santa to arrive. 😂
Plus:
There are so many fun ways to use these hilarious Christmas jokes for kids:
- Write down the jokes on some cute holiday sticky notes (I love these ones!) and put them in your child’s lunch box or Christmas stocking “from the elves”
- Use them at holiday classroom parties.
- Tell jokes around the Christmas tree or at Christmas dinner.
- Use them as part of your elf on the shelf antics
- Write them in homemade Christmas cards to grandparents from the kids.
Get ready for lots of laughs with these silly reindeer jokes, corny Christmas puns and even Christmas dad jokes.
And be sure to bookmark or pin this post so you can easily come back to it each time you need a little holiday humor for the kids. 👇
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Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids
1.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
2.
Why did Santa go to music school?
To improve his wrapping skills!
3.
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!
4.
What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?
Rude-olph!
5.
Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting?
It kept dropping its needles!
6.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
7.
Why did the ornament get promoted?
Because it always hung in there!
8.
What do you call a cat on Christmas morning?
Santa Claws!
9.
Why did Rudolph bring a pencil to work?
To draw attention!
10.
What do gingerbread men use when they break a leg?
Candy canes!
11.
Why did the elf bring a ladder?
To reach the top shelf!
12.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
13.
Why does Santa love gardening?
Because he likes to hoe-hoe-hoe!
14.
What do reindeer use to communicate?
The deer-mail!
15.
Why couldn’t the Christmas cookie keep a secret?
Because it always crumbled under pressure!
16.
What kind of photos do elves take?
Elfies!
17.
What do snowmen call their kids?
Chill-dren!
18.
Why did Santa sit on the clock?
He wanted to be on time!
19.
What do Christmas trees do after school?
They branch out!
20.
Why did the candy cane get an award?
Because it was mint to be!
21.
What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper!
22.
Why are Christmas trees terrible at hiding?
Because they always stick out!
23.
What do reindeer do on their day off?
They relax and watch deer-amas!
24.
Why did the snowflake go to school?
To become a little brighter!
25.
What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
Santa Pause!
26.
Why did the Christmas lights apply for a job?
They wanted to brighten someone’s day!
27.
What do snowmen order at fast-food restaurants?
Ice burgers!
28.
Why did the elf carry a notebook?
To keep track of his presents!
29.
What game do little Christmas trees play?
Spruce, spruce, goose!
30.
Why did Rudolph become a comedian?
He always sleighed the audience!
31.
What kind of cars do elves drive?
Toy-otas!
32.
Why was the stocking so relaxed?
Because it was hanging out!
33.
What do Christmas bells do when they’re bored?
They jingle around!
34.
Why did the present go to school?
To become well-rounded!
35.
What do you call a snowman who tells jokes?
A snow-funny guy!
36.
Why don’t reindeer get lost?
They always follow the sleigh signs!
37.
What did one ornament say to another?
“I like hanging with you!”
38.
Why did Santa bring a map?
Because he didn’t want to miss a chimney!
39.
What do elves eat for lunch?
Mini sandwiches and tiny chips!
40.
Why was the Christmas tree so confident?
Because it knew how to shine!
Christmas Dad Jokes for Kids
These Christmas dad jokes are delightfully cheesy, wonderfully corny, and guaranteed to earn plenty of eye-rolls from kids and adults alike. Around our house, these are the kinds of jokes my boys repeat over and over all December long!
41.
Why did Santa become a baker?
Because he was great at making dough!
42.
What do reindeer say before telling a joke?
“This one’s going to sleigh you!”
43.
Why was the Christmas sweater always invited to parties?
Because it was knit for fun!
44.
What do snowmen put on their toast?
Snow-butter!
45.
Why did the elf sit next to the fireplace?
He wanted to feel extra toasty!
46.
What do Christmas trees use to get online?
The inter-netting!
47.
Why did Rudolph take singing lessons?
To improve his deer-formance!
48.
What do you call a sleepy Christmas decoration?
A yawn-ament!
49.
Why did Santa open a library?
Because he loved checking things out!
50.
What kind of candy do snowmen like best?
Pepper-mints!
51.
Why was the gingerbread house so popular?
Because everyone thought it was sweet!
52.
What do elves use to fix toys?
Santa-tape!
53.
Why did the reindeer become a teacher?
Because he loved guiding young minds!
54.
What do Christmas trees do at talent shows?
They put on sparkling performances!
55.
Why did the snowman bring a backpack?
He was ready for a cool adventure!
56.
What do you call a Christmas joke that’s too cold?
A freezer-burner!
57.
Why did Santa wear sunglasses?
Because his future looked bright!
58.
What do elves write with?
North Poles!
59.
Why did the candy cane cross the road?
To get to the sweet side!
60.
What do reindeer order at coffee shops?
Deer-licious hot cocoa!
61.
Why was the ornament laughing so hard?
It heard a tree-mendous joke!
62.
What do snowmen do at birthday parties?
They chill out!
63.
Why did Santa take up photography?
He loved capturing holiday memories!
64.
What do Christmas cookies sing at karaoke?
Sweet holiday tunes!
65.
Why did the elf wear sneakers?
To help him dash through toy deliveries!
66.
What do you call a reindeer who loves puzzles?
A brain-deer!
67.
Why did the Christmas lights join the band?
Because they knew how to sparkle on stage!
68.
What do snowmen call a great day?
An ice one!
69.
Why did Santa become a coach?
Because he knew how to motivate a team!
70.
What kind of stories do Christmas trees enjoy?
Tall tales!
71.
Why did the elf bring a ruler?
To measure holiday cheer!
72.
What do reindeer use to keep their fur neat?
A sleigh brush!
73.
Why was the stocking smiling?
It was filled with happiness!
74.
What do snowmen do when they’re excited?
They melt with joy!
75.
Why did Santa carry a notebook to the workshop?
To jot down bright ideas!
76.
What do you call an adventurous ornament?
A globe-trotter!
77.
Why did the Christmas pudding win a trophy?
Because it was outstanding in its field!
78.
What do elves do after finishing their work?
They toy around!
79.
Why did Rudolph enjoy math class?
Because he was great with rein-deers and fractions!
80.
What do Christmas trees say when they solve a problem?
“That was pine and easy!”
More Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids
81.
Why did Santa bring a pencil sharpener to the North Pole?
To keep his ideas pointed!
82.
What do snowmen read before bed?
Chill-er stories!
83.
Why did the elf become a chef?
He loved whipping up tiny treats!
84.
What do reindeer play during recess?
Hide and sleigh-seek!
85.
Why was the Christmas star so calm?
Because it always stayed centered!
86.
What do snowmen use to dry their hands?
Snow towels!
87.
Why did Santa go to the gym?
To stay in sleighing shape!
88.
What do elves call a great idea?
A bright bulb moment!
89.
Why did the Christmas cookie become a detective?
It was good at cracking cases!
90.
What do reindeer do when they win a game?
They take a victory lap!
91.
Why did the ornament start a business?
It wanted to branch out on its own!
92.
What do snowmen do on weekends?
They hang out with cool friends!
93.
Why did Santa bring an umbrella?
In case of a flurry forecast!
94.
What do Christmas trees like to drink?
Root beer!
95.
Why did the elf become a pilot?
He loved high-flying adventures!
96.
What do reindeer say after finishing dinner?
“That really hit the sleigh-spot!”
97.
Why did the snowman get a library card?
He wanted some cool new books!
98.
What do Christmas lights say to each other?
“You brighten my day!”
99.
Why did Santa take art lessons?
To improve his gift designs!
100.
What do elves do when they hear good news?
They jump for toy!
101.
Why was the Christmas tree such a good listener?
It always stayed rooted in the conversation!
102.
What do snowmen call a funny friend?
A real ice-breaker!
103.
Why did Rudolph bring binoculars?
To keep an eye on the horizon!
104.
What do Christmas cookies do at school?
They raise the crumb curve!
105.
Why did the elf carry a flashlight?
To spread a little extra holiday brightness!
106.
What do reindeer do at talent shows?
They put on a sleigh-stopping performance!
107.
Why was the stocking everyone’s favorite?
It always had something nice to offer!
108.
What do snowmen call a snowstorm?
A family reunion!
109.
Why did Santa become a gardener?
He had a gift for growing things!
110.
What do Christmas trees write in their journals?
Personal pine-ions!
111.
Why did the elf join the newspaper?
He wanted to deliver good news!
112.
What do reindeer do when they’re nervous?
They hoof it out of there!
113.
Why did the ornament get a standing ovation?
It delivered a sparkling performance!
114.
What do snowmen call their favorite songs?
Cool classics!
115.
Why did Santa start learning science?
He was curious about how things worked!
116.
What do Christmas cookies say after a race?
“That was sweet!”
117.
Why did the elf bring a camera?
To capture magical moments!
118.
What do reindeer do on vacation?
They go sleigh-seeing!
119.
Why was the Christmas tree such a good friend?
It was always supportive during tough times!
120.
What do snowmen do when they solve a mystery?
They crack the ice!
121.
Why did Santa learn to play piano?
He wanted to spread more holiday cheer!
122.
What do elves call a really fun day?
A toy-rific adventure!
123.
Why did Rudolph enjoy storytelling?
Because he loved leading everyone on a journey!
124.
What do Christmas lights do after a long day?
They unwind and glow with the flow!
125.
Why is Christmas so much fun for kids?
Because every day feels like a present!
Conclusion
I hope these Christmas jokes for kids brought a smile to your face and plenty of giggles to your family!
Don’t forget to bookmark or pin this list of funny Christmas jokes, Christmas dad jokes, corny Christmas jokes, Santa jokes, reindeer jokes, and clean holiday humor for kids so you can come back to it throughout the season.
Wishing you and your family a holiday season filled with lots of Christmas cheer!